1. “I’m currently baking something sweet that will take 9 months at 98.6°F.”
2. “Guess who forgot how science works for like 3 minutes?”
3. “Turns out a Netflix and chill night comes with some long term consequences.”
4. My back hurts, I have to pee, I cried because an avocado wasn’t ripe and I bought six different types of crackers… So yeah… I’m pregnant.”
5. “I’m hosting a party. Please join us! The guest of honor will be here in 9 months. BYO Milk!”
